It’s time for some silly Christmas fun! Ho Ho Ho! Bah Humbug! Merry Christmas! *cue the sleigh bells* You’ve spent the entire day shopping and fighting with crazed little old ladies to get that last Super Awesome PokeRamnaDoodle thing that just came in from Japan, you don’t have the time or the energy to actually say Merry Christmas to someone!
That’s why you HAVE an iPhone, because there’s an app for that.